`Rudolph The Ravenous Reindeer`

A Collaboration by Sean M. Addams and Fran Marie

 
Ravenous Rudolph

 
You know Dasher and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen.
But do you recall
The most deadly reindeer of all


Rudolph the ravenous reindeer
Had a big appetite for meat
And if he ever caught you
He would drag you away by your feet
All of the other reindeer’s flesh
Was stuck in his bloody jaws
Ravenous Rudolph waiting with an evil grin
Waiting for his orders from the legendary vampire Claus


All of the remaining reindeer
Thought Rudolph was insane
But if he overheard you talking
He would kill you and eat your brain
Some thought Rudolph was possessed
Had an evil glow of red in each eye
He could turn his head all the way around
And with an evil spell learned how to fly

 

                           ~*~

Then one dreary Christmas Eve Vampire Claus came to say
Rudolph with your demon light, I got a job for you tonight


Now all the other reindeer had to obey Rudolph's lead
Joining in, each doing Vampire Claus’s evil deeds
One by one they followed Rudolph's demon light
Killing all human victims on their merry bloody flight
Vampire Claus was waiting for the sacred blood to drink
After evil Rudolph’s venture in securing flesh to eat


Vampire Claus then told Rudolph; there's one more bloody deed to be done
Killing Mrs. Claus and her evil offspring son
Then how the North Pole would glisten in the brightest shade of red
By the hoofs of evil reindeer, trampling them until they bled dead
Festive blood fest would be the grandest treat beneath the deadly Christmas tree
Then Ravenous Rudolph and Vampire Claus would go down in history!

Author's Note

Sean and Fran turn Santa into a Vampire and Rudolph is just as Evil ^-^

Thanks Sean this was a fun collaboration and I think it turned out great!

Reviews

[emmajoy]

This is so wicked, it's wonderful! Sorry I'd not read it before now cos I'd have asked permission to copy and share it with Christmas visitors = such fun! I was singing along in places, giggling too .. (not a nice sound) but also thinking what wonderfully weird minds you both have - and unique I quickly add!

[Klyn]

LMAO....Fantabulous!!! What a merry read indeed! :))))))

[futurepast.]

I love this idea of painting a dark and gory image of Santa and Rudolph ... The story was really interesting, and well written with Rudolph's description in the first part, and their relationship in the second.
Good job to you and Sean M. Addams.

[Brad Baum]

I will never think of Rudolph the same again. Truly terrifying. Vampire Claus...classic. Incredibly creative and intriguing. Interesting write, to say the least.

[Sean M. Addams]

I agree this turned out bloody awesome .. this was fun to do and love the vampire santa at the bottom might have borrow that one ... thanks for collabrating with me on this ... any other christmas characters we can corrupt ? these are fun to do..

[Star Wolf]

Shocking! Simply shocking! What a nightmare vision of Santa and Rudolph you both created. But what gruesome and fantastic horror piece you and Sean M. Addams crafted together. Those pictures freak me out too!

[Tina Kline]

Rudolph just wouldn't do what you and Sean describe in your poem! I know that for a fact! Great savage and horror poem, what a gruesome pictures you found for this too. Screaming horror for sure! Fantastic write!

[Frank F. Atanacio]

my goodness- christmas wouldn't be the same.. LOL very creative little piece