lIfE iS LIkE a MoVIE

EaCH REeL is MOre rEAl!!??

LifE Is LIkE A BoX OF ChocoLAtEs?...

ReAD the BOttoM Of ThE BoX
IT SAys WhiCH OneS ARE WhiCH
hm.....

WHich ACtully ProVES tHAt
I IN FAct DiSProvEd thAt NotioN
THat HAs tHE Pop CUlTurE DevOtiON
FoREst GuMP is UNstABLE
AnD ReLIaBLE
And IT is A FAct tHaT is UNdenIAble
That HE is CompLeteLY unRelATiBLE
BuT YOu ThiNK iTS So TrUE
BECausE The TUBe TolD yOU
THinK FOr YOuRSelveS
Put YOUr COAts and TIES on YoUR ShELveS
OR juSt Do WHat YOu waNT

ILL StiCK With mY kiND
We'll UNwiND
Kick baCk ForGet AboUT THe MAn
SaVE OURselVes FroM OURseLVes
FROm THE raNK and FIle
id WaLK 1000 Miles
I PRocLAIM, to LEaVE thIS HEavE

LiSTEN i GOt Words
THeY MAKe SenSE
FOR INstANce...
KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE
CAN MAKE YOU SMILE OR STEAL YOUR FACE
SO IN CASE
THEY COME FROM OUTER SPACE
YOU SHOULD BUY A CAN OF MASE
OR ELSE YOU WILL VANISH WITHOUT A TRACE

ThATS DeEP

toO deeP

LeTS GET DEEper...

MY CarPEtS SHAG
and I goT SOmE SHwaG
BOTh ArE TruE
Can I SAy thE Same ABout YOu
DoNT Be JEAlOus cAUse I liVE i a SWEET PAd
OnE DAy YouLL Be AS coOl AS mE
CaNT YOu SEE
Im WiSE as THe PerFEct STOrM is LOng
IM SurE YOuVe KnoWN alL ALonG
SO to To BE LIKe Me you GOtta
be Real Mellow FEllow
TO Get To MY pOinT
WAnna Smoke ANoTHer JOint?

Author's Note

thIS POeM iS cOMPlEtELy UNCallED FoR! but i just had to get it out.

Reviews

[Chistie]

Good job!! It's funny even though i don't think you meant it to be funny. The caps and none caps is distracting and makes the poem hard to read but o'well. Good Job!!