One Hell of a Southern ManA Poem by H.L. DowlessPoem about real life for some people...I’m a freeborn born rocker roller, a proud Saint Andrews flag waver, I’m a damn good poacher, sometimes a loafer, and anything anybody has to say I don’t care, I’m a wheeler, I’m a dealer, I’m a born-free heritage Southern man. Got alligator skin cowboy boots, a Ford F-10 pickup truck, a Tommy machine gun that shoots, I’m never down on my luck, have a cast iron toy train that toots, and a real plane that flies and lands; ‘cause boys, I’m one hell of a Southern man! I can can throw a mean punch, have the best booze to sell, I can steal the lion’s lunch, I can ring a w***e’s bell! I’m a world wide ocean cruiser, not some brown eyed crying loser, I’m a hell of a Southern man! I can drink a truck load of beer, slay an elk head deer, designed my own hundred acre farm and mansion house, ‘cause I ain’t no grungy slouch! I’m a real live world-wide ocean cruiser, not some Zeus-damned scumbag loser, I’m a hell of a Southern man! I built a whole empire on running South American dope, Son, listen to what I say ‘cause I ain’t no joke! I have native servants by the dozen, and many centerfold vixens givin’ plenty of lovin’! I take in gold by the pound with all of this business I’ve found. I’m a world wide ocean cruiser, not some dirty damned loser, I’m a thriller, I’m a killer, I’m one hell of a Southern man! Stop me if you can. If you don’t like this poem then I don’t give a damn! Look at the finger on my right hand, I’m chief in my band; watch out for my lightning gun, cause I’m having loads of fun! Can't wait to give it all a whirl, cause my crisscross business nation ‘ll one day take over the whole world! I’m a seven seas ocean cruiser, not some filthy scumbag communist loser, I’m a thriller, I’m a real killer, I’m one hell of a Southern man! © 2023 H.L. DowlessAuthor's Note
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Added on August 26, 2023 Last Updated on August 26, 2023 Tags: poetry, literature, good reading AuthorH.L. DowlessAnywhere, TXAboutThe author is a national & international academic/ ESL Instructor. He has been a writer for over thirty years. His latest publications have been two books of nonfiction with Algora Publishing, a ficti.. more.. |