Will of the times

I _______________________ do solemnly swear that these are my choices after my soul

has departed from our dear mother earth.

Sworn before ________________________ on this first day of March 2013.

First I would like to say good-bye to all my friends and family.

Second I would like to say the world being what it is today 

I have nothing of value to give to anyone.My advice is not the

best so all I can leave is a thank you for putting up with me.

Accounts-

Bank account-empty

vehicle-should be laid to rest with me (poor thing)

pets-none

passwords and user names to my personal accounts-

user names first

passwords second

SOCIAL SITES-

facebook-Stolenkisses,vodkadidit

myspace-loopylou,methheadinbed

instagram-turtleriser,movinslow13

tumbler-menopausejane,mariwannago

twitter-kathykills,painpillmill

BILL SITES-

electric-shockarock,pensionstop

cell phone-databinge,Ihavenosecrets

cable-who can afford that?

rent-paytuesday,bounceperounce

insurance-notcovered12,lawsuitbummer

Well I would like to thank you again for our time together

Enjoy the world for what it is-To my soul mate John I 

apologize for all the stuff your about to find out

Signed the first of March 2013

__________________________

notarized by-Kathy kills 

            *)*)

          .).).).)

Author's Note

this is better after 2 glasses of wine-

Reviews

[hundi]

i think it was incredibly creative , wow

[Holly Mason]

my mind never stops...just having writing relaxation in my other wise hectic life.I thank you so for your kind words truly

[Paul Seaman]

As a widower for over three years now, I can tell you that a girl does leave secrets behind...Only to be opened after the expiration date. The sad and amazing part, if often that is the kindest thing she could of done...

[Samuel Dickens]

A bit solemn and dreary, but I think a lot of us feel like just "checking out" from time to time, I know I do. And the stuff the one left behind finds about--what a shock, huh? When I lost my younger brother in '07, his wife and daughter were way in over their heads with things he'd taken care of, like licensing cars and such.

[Holly Mason]

I am sorry for your families loss...was really meant to be light of heart
I was helping a friend prepare paperwork and we had to write down all of her passwords and such...sorry I gave you solemn thoughts truly but passing is not a request it is natural and I agreed with my friend that if and when are yet to be determined but these few things will make it easier on those we leave behind thank you so much Mr.Dickens for reading

[Samuel Dickens]

I should've had that wine instead of coffee. Now that you've explained the context of having written it, I can see how it would be humorous.

[Holly Mason]

Merlot,Pinot or just a simple white zin...your choice*)