Think Tank

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one page essay                         never think for yourself again!!

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Author's Note

this is not how writing should be...*)*)*)

Reviews

[therisa]

Hmm
Only 20 bucks
For written diarrhea
What a steal.

No more time
Will I spend
In dusty old tomes
When Halo 4
Calls.

Sigh.

Stupid kids.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

Sorry Holly,

i go to "Wal-Smart to get my ideas...they have the cheapest egos to steal from.

Plagiarism is always on sale. Every day low low low prices---

and they throw in the pen.

jacob

[Holly Mason]

a free pen...heck ya I am in!!!!
plagiarism an act that requires no work...just a name change!
Wal-smart free pen rough carts!see someone else's writing with your name go off the charts*)*)*)
thank you so fine sir for the smile

[jacob erin-cilberto]

sorry Holly,

i go to "Wal-Smart" to buy my poetry.

[Frieda P]

Forget about Hank's, there's a cheaper place down the block called Swanks for much less...just cost you your soul and you get a lifetime supply! Good one Holly, you, always thinking my friend..

[Holly Mason]

Swanks is going to put Hanks out of business*)*)
thank ya super fine lady

[Jack...]

But this is how a review should be...fun one Holly. Very creative and Hank has nothing on you.

(These reviews are still free aren't they?)

[Holly Mason]

Nope so pay up*)*) oh wait would I owe you know...oh whatever*)*)*)

[Jack...]

Well for you my dear, they will always be free from me.