Please steal my Identity

Hey please take my identity

steal my bad credit report

fix all the issues with tact

resort to thievery of numbers

All of my paperwork is right here

all prepared neatly for you

please steal it

what else will you need

I will supply it with copies

take all the debt and kiss it

tenderly caress my bad decisions

lovingly right all my wrongs

oh wait you want good credit

well in that case, been nice talking to ya

Reviews

[redflutterby]

Lol...loved this one Holly!! They can take mine too..;-)

[Holly Mason]

is your credit running as well...hey we can start a tab under red she's buyin' hahahah thank you kindly*)

[redflutterby]

Lmao...yeah we can all split a soda. That's about all I'm worth. ;-)

[Holly Mason]

mountain dew for everyone your a heck of a gal*)

[redflutterby]

Ha.....more like the generic version. mountain thunder or such!! ;-)

[Rita L. Sev]

Ha! This made me smile! Whenever someone asks me if I worry about identity theft, I laugh and say that no one wants to be me except me! :) Great write, Holly!

[Holly Mason]

funny is good for sure ...I ran my credit check dang thing never quite running hahahaha

[Rita L. Sev]

Haha! :) :)

[Muse]

yup lol, they think they are getting the better end of the deal...perhaps it's the victim getting a clean slate.

[Holly Mason]

yup and a word smile-well it's just sometimes needed*)
thank you so -truly

[M Breen]

This is great comedy. Needed it! Thanks.

[Holly Mason]

Glad to lighten your load with a laugh*)*)*)
thank you so truly

[.]

~ hahahaha... this is truly funny... a fantastic response to anyone who tries to steal your identity... i especially liked the following lines...

"I will supply it with copies
take all the debt and kiss it
tenderly caress my bad decisions
lovingly right all my wrongs"

[Holly Mason]

funny is needed---what to know what else is funny -oh wait you and I already know*)*)*)*)*)*thank you so

[.]

~ hahahaha... yes, we do... ~ and, you're very welcome... :)

[DL Shackleford]

Haha, love it! My favorite line is "tenderly caress my bad decisions". Very witty and fun read. Any takers?

[Holly Mason]

haven't run a credit check...don't want my pc to smoke hahahah
thank you for stopping by red boots*)

[Ency Bearis]

thought provoking and witty write, good one - my smile

[Holly Mason]

thanks for the smile*) and of course for reading

[Zahra]

very interesting read and nice ending as well. Clever. :)

[Holly Mason]

thank you much it was just a moment of wanting to smile*)

[Ees]

Hhaha. Oh so funny! It reminds me a bit of the shock I would receive when I would leave my keys in the car and the door open. What, ya think they'll steal my beat-up, rusted-out Jeep? Really, think so? I hope so!
Very cute and well said!

[Holly Mason]

thank ya much truly...and better watch out I love me some rusty jeeps*)

[Ees]

eh, the jeep died two weeks ago with 223600 miles on her, looks like you are out of luck!

[jacob erin-cilberto]

kiss all the debt!

exactly----

[Holly Mason]

I was just offering mine up...apparently nobody wants it*)
thank you so fine sir...it has been a few days so...May is around the corner*)