The Three Of Us

Kaitlyn and Twittle and Me

SO I'm engaged
to a beautiful women
Kaitlyn

But I'm also dating
this kick a*s awsome guy
Twittle

NOW before you start getting upset
before you start accusing me

Oh what a douchbag!
he's cheating on his Fiance!

Stop it
stop it now

to be honest
if you want to get technical
I was dating him first

He doesn't mind
He's actually happy
He never wants to get married

She doesn't mind
She's actually happy
As long as its not another girl

I know its probably selfish of me
I shouldnt be doing this
I don't deserve this

I told them that.
I told them they deserve better
then just half of me

And do you know what they did?
they both f*****g smacked in in the face!

They both told me
that they dont care
as long as I love them
they aint going anywhere

What can I do?
but be grateful
they chose me

and treat them BOTH like
the Goddess's they are

Author's Note

Twittle calls him self a goddess so I know he wont mind me calling him one