How to think like me

I'm about to teach you how to think like me.
And after, I ask that you teach me how to think like you.

Close your eyes, and imagine the unimaginable.
Imagine speed, speed and violence crusading through the world.
Slaughter
Death
Ridicule
Hatred
Fire
Disaster
Pain
Agony
Evil

And open your eyes.
Now I have taught you how to think like me, can you teach me how to think like you? How to block it all out and forget that what you just pictured is not even close to the reality?

Reviews

[Distant horizons]

Powerful and intense. And here was me thinking no one would want to think like me too. To think like me, all you got to do is try to think about just one thing. Think real hard and picture it in your mind. Now before you get to see it clearly, you will be distracted by the flying leprechaun shouting that they're after his lucky charms :-)