Enter my contest "Give me a Skit or Shortshort"

I need to enter something to have the privilege to invite all to my own contest so here it is.

So I don't write. I run contest for those whom can.

But since I need to enter something- to not would just be wrong-

Pardon as I  begrudgingly make it up as I go along:

The cat sat on the freaking hat

the hat was not sad or hurt because it was just a freaking hat

the cat sat on someone's foot.

the door was bored not just a board..this has nothing to do with the foot btw

Or the cat. I don't think.

Anyway,

the cat gurgimated lakidated outside. (look it up)

then something about glasses and stamped 100 yr old envelopes...I can't remember.

So the cat sat again on that weathered old hat.

That hat which once covered nothing but hairballs.

The cat sat back and decided to write about cat things.

he wrote for a while about this and about that

he smiled at his sitting on that freaking old hat. (Snarky kitty that he was.)

but in the end he had to confess, a zip code with only 3 digits no longer existed.

(this has nothing to do with hairballs or doors btw)

The cat decided he had no talent for prose

he cared not for blue violets or a red old rose

he had no freaking way to comfortably write!

his paws were just paws and his face was too tight

"I like sitting on hats" he thought aloud.

This is a freaking 'nuff (?) to have such a say? 

A cat- the cat- which speaks aloud btw.

The end.

Author's Note

This is a true story. Every word.

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