The Chosen One

"Jamie Olivander Zanders of Marketville I have come to speak to you."

"Wait, is this... Are you...."

"God, yes, that's me."

"Wow. Um, ok. So what now,"

"I have come to give you a message."

"Oh, real quick, I don't live in Marketville any longer. I moved like 3 years ago to Dalters."

"That explains why I couldn't find you right away. Did you properly forward your address?"

"Yeah, I did it online."