I deserve this because I got old?

arrrgghhh the irritations !

Gray and black it dances in 

private, where public might be shocked

Laughing at my ministrations

Finger and thumb too big...

To hell with a horse, 

give me elastic tweezers

Oh I will so pull...

a stop light, I behave.

but when i get home....

you migrated from my head didn't you?

could have chosen a facial position, or chest or 

crotch,

but no.. leave my head bare and laugh in my nose!

I am so getting the scissors when I get home...

 but 

what does it care.

It will just grow back.

Reviews

[Blue Ivory]

It's original and interesting that you wrote about something like this but I have to say, I'm a little grossed out lol :P But yeah I definitely like it! You put humor in it so it's really entertaining!

[Mark]

Thanks, imagine how I feel!!! heehee

[Blue Ivory]

definitely not entertained I'm guessing? :P

[Mark]

heh, no entertained is not a word I'd use but I was definitely not bored anyway! (or maybe I was, leading to the reason I wrote this) :P

[Andrew N. Farrens]

good stuff right here.........

[Mark]

:) my friend!

[KAOlmsted]

...you have a mustache, how bad could it be? *laugh* (meanwhile, pay no attention to the jar of wax behind kimmer's back *grin*) This really made me giggle, but more than that, it was a hell of a good write. Thanks for sharing it with us.

[Mark]

haha! you know i wonder what might happen if I snorted some nair? ;P

[Claire Twinn]

Ha ha! Our bodies can really let us down can't they? I'm not sure about the horse though...

[Mark]

From Shakespeare ... I know kind of opaque.... 'A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse!' from Richard the Third.

[That_Girl]

Hahaha this is great! Oh the frustration! :)

[Mark]

lol thanks hon

[That_Girl]

Anytime. :)