Asked & Answered 57

Asked & Answered 57

A Story by JD Major
"

the Leading Cause ...in 12 lines

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"What is the Leading
cause of Death, Doctor?"
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"Living."
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"...Pardon me?"
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"100% of people born, Die. 
As yet, we have no cure."
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"...As Yet? What are you saying?"
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"The average ancient Roman 
didn't make it past 35."
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"Today, we can live 
past 100."
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"We're making progress."
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© 2022 JD Major


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this is to be added to my pithy list of clever ripostes to life. ranks just behind my fav 2: "no one gets out alive" and "I'll sleep when I'm dead" can now be added, "we're making progress"

ken

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

JD Major

1 Year Ago

Thanks Ken, it's an honor to be part of your pithy trio :)

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JD Major
JD Major

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