Asked & Answered 155

Asked & Answered 155

A Story by JD Major
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Does he Really Love me? ...in 12 lines

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McTherapy Zoom Session

"Dr. McQuick, the only times my boyfriend says 'I love you'
is when we're, you know ...doing it, in bed
How can I be sure he really means it?"
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"How often do you say you love him, Lulu?"
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"Every time he says it to me."
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"Also, only in bed, eh?"
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" ...Yes."
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"So, do you really love him?"
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"Omigod, yes, Dr. McQuick! He's everything I ever wanted, and more!"
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"Then, Lulu, you must try to coax an 'I love you' from him in another venue."
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"...Okay. ...Where?" 
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"On the kitchen table, perhaps, or in front of the fireplace on a comfy rug."
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Just thought I would check in on you.
Just a McQuick review. You do have
a Quick wit.

Posted 1 Week Ago


But perhaps not on the bus or in a resteraunt. At least not before you have been served. Excellent.

Posted 2 Months Ago


I wonder if those words were said on the church alter? I would have liked to be at that marriage, what happened to my invite?

Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

JD Major

3 Months Ago

Haha, now there's an image! Gives new meaning to Nuptials!
Ha!!! That was funny. I am still laughing at that. Perfectly said my friend. Wow...makes sense to me. : )

Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

willweb

3 Months Ago

So where've you been? I have missed your work of late.
JD Major

3 Months Ago

Thanks for brightening my day my friend :)
My Dad passed away, 97, a life of service to other.. read more
willweb

3 Months Ago

Sounds to me like he lived an amazing and full life' surrounded my love and friendship each step of .. read more

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Added on February 14, 2023
Last Updated on May 30, 2023

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JD Major
JD Major

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