Asked & Answered, Again~88

Fatal, if untreated ...in 12 lines

Annual Checkup

"Give it to me straight, Doc?

What have I got?"

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"ODU, Charlie."

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"...OMG! ... What's ODU?"

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"Obsessive Device Usage."

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"...How serious is it?"

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"Fatal, if untreated."

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"What's the treatment?"

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"Scrapping your devices."

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"...How long have I got, 

if I don't?"

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"Two, maybe three, Gigabytes."

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