Asked & Answered, Again~98

Despised! ...in 12 lines

On the Brightside

"I'm despicable, Pastor Brightside! I'm pathetic!"

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"Turn that pretty frown upside down, Penny.

You make countless people feel good!"

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"I'm a telemarketer! 

I call during mealtimes, weekends, holidays!

People despise telemarketers!"

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"Exactly! That's my point!"

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"... ...Huh?!"

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"...You know, by comparison!"

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" ...You mean, as lousy as they may feel about themselves,

when I call they realize they're not as pathetic?!"

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"Yes, bless you!"

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Reviews

[Ana Papaya]

Well that's a back handed compliment if ever I heard one. 🙂
Thank you for the smile.

[JD Major]

Much appreciated, thanks Papaya :)

[JD Major]

Hi again, I'm reading my way down your list, powerful stuff, wish there was a way to send a review :)

[Ana Papaya]

You're welcome, and thank you! 😊