Asked & Answered~199

His four-hoofed scheme ...in 12 lines

McQuick Zoom Therapy

"Should I quit my practice and start my own business, Dr. McQuick?"

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"What do you practice, Dennis, and what enterprise are you considering?"

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"Veterinary medicine. Blacksmithing."

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" ... ...Excuse my french, pal, but are you looney tunes?!"

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"Golden horseshoes. I'm in Palm Beach, the polo capital of the US. My clientele 

are players, crazy-rich. My research indicates they'll snap up 'em up like hotcakes?"

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"I've two questions, Dennis."

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"Shoot, Doc."

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"What's your profit margin, above the cost of gold, that is? 

And, isn't gold heavier than say, competitive horseshoes?"

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"S**t! S**t! I'm an idiot! Where did you dig up your research?"

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"Direct from the horse's mouth, Dennis. Have you considered golden fillings?"

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