Asked & Answered~203

bathroom whispers ...in 12 lines

Two Buddies over Beers

"I suspect Lisa is cheating on me, Jake."

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" ...Oh? ...What makes you think so, Ted?"

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"Often, when her phone rings, she takes it into the bathroom.

I can hear her whispering through the door."

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" ...Does she know you suspect?"

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"Not yet, but I have a gotcha! plan. Gonna snitch her phone out've her 

purse--she's always misplacing it--and wait for it to ring."

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" ...Clever. When are you planning to do it?"

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"Soon as I get home." Ted gets up. "Gotta hit the can before I grab a cab."

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As he unzips, a phone chirps. He unpockets it, picks up.

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"Lisa, Ted suspects. He's gonna--"

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"Gotcha, Jake."

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