Asked & Answered~218

Asked & Answered~218

A Story by JD Major
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...whether we know it or not ...in 12 lines

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McQuick Zoom Therapy

"I'm a psychology grad student, Dr. McQuick. I'm researching my thesis on Internet shrinks."
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" ...Ookay. What's your question, Kimberly."
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"How can you possibly expect to effectively treat a Caller in one of your 5-minute sessions?"
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"Callers ask me a Question. I give them an Answer. An answer they already know, 
whether they know it or not. The treatment begins after the session, 
when they decide what to do with it."
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"Is it really that quick and easy, Doc?! Not to mention, lucrative, at $39 a pop!"
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"So, now we're down to the real purpose of your call, huh?"
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" Yes! Why am I wasting my money on years of schooling, while Quacks like you skim off the cream?!" 

"For your info, I recommend to each Caller, off-air, that they consult an in-office professional."
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"Uh Huh! Gotcha! All you're doing is passing the buck!"
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"Passing the Big bucks, Kiddo! You're WeIcome! I recommend you consult your financial advisor."
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© 2024 JD Major


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Say it like it is why don'tcha then keep ya head down until the flack passes .. Neville

Posted 1 Week Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

JD Major

1 Week Ago

A good Motto, Neville!
Thamks!
Neville

1 Week Ago


......................... no prob 😎👍😎
Tremendous work. Very insightful.

Posted 1 Week Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

JD Major

1 Week Ago

Wow! Thanks so much Thomas!
There’s always got to be a middle man:) You see it so often don’t you? And people will foolishly pay the middleman too:)

Chris

Posted 1 Week Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

JD Major

1 Week Ago

Good observation, Chris :)
Yes, most of what we buy and consume passes thru a middleman. Groc.. read more

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Added on May 5, 2024
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