Facebook Melodies

These are parts of Facebook conversations that I found poetic

4^th night drinking

I must die

The sun is rising and I can’t sleep

 

It’s not fair

Either money or intelligence

Not both please

 

Spoons?

                            Might do what time?

Now

                             You there already?

Indeed

 

You should

it’s the only reliable source

I get all my literature knowledge from Cbeebies bedtime stories

 

Hahahahahah

Omg

Ily

Ugh I want weed

 

What flat tho

That bits not on fb ma neezy

                  I’ll stick it on

Sikh

I’m outside lemme in boiiii

 

LOL I love a fight

With people of any gender

naked

in bed

 

George

If you’re up

Could you poss let me into Sinnet

I left my keys in the club

 

Doin f**k all gets to your head

                    Yeah get caught in your own thoughts and s**t

Yeah precisely

Like me

Tonight

haha

                       Hey you ok

 

earholes, eyeholes, arseholes

how can u want that

u crazy man

 

You have to ask her

Has her innuendo continued?

Or was it pure innocence?

I never worked it out

 

moral of the story is

don’t force it

the best work comes naturally