Single male seeks female

Sadly realistic portrayal of the average guy a girl is likely to meet on an a dating site.

Here I am
And there you are
You are there
But I am far

No worries though
I'm not a bum
Despite living at home
With my sweet Mum

I do not drive
It's no big deal
My mum will get behind the wheel
And take me there to where you are
If it runs, that crappy car.

I'll even shower
If you like
I don't think I stink
Unless I ride my bike

And I might even
if not in a rush
Look for my deodorant
But where's my toothbrush?

So wait for me
I'm getting ready
And stalking you
You'll be my steady

Author's Note

Be kind. I know I suck.

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[Kevin Herrington]

Written while chatting with a girl I've never met.