Microsoft office Word 2007 or small business or any other later Version

Microsoft office Word 2007 or small business or any other later Version

A Poem by Kimberly Smith

 

Microsoft office Word 2007 or small business or any other later Verizon’s
I have two words
F**K YOU
When I write a word you try to finish it
I don't appreciate that s**t
 I don’t know what geek created you
Didn’t tell you that’s bullshit is rude
The things you don’t understand
shaking my mother f*****g head
The way slang words are typed you mark as misspelled
Well
In the real world were people shorted s**t
Microsoft world YES WORLD NOT WORD SEE THERE YOU GO TRYING TO PLAY THE ROLE
 Shouten s**t, shorten s**t  better term abbreviating
F**k that s**t
And don’t have about a millions ways to defined dick
“Dick an offensive term for penis, dick (2) same as detective”
Really
You sound like an overly confident school girl who reads dictionary in-between cheerleading practice
Chattie , chattiest, chat tie, cattie or the correct term chatty
How you ruin my poem with red fucked up lines
How can you put corrections to my rhymes?
Well Microsoft word office
Let me break the s**t down for you
My words are too hot to correct too jazzy to perfect too loose and raw for dictionary ancient defines
Yes, I’m guilty as I wrote this
I right click like 50 times
Then it stops working and ask for a product key
And I lost my mind
Microsoft office Word 2007 or small business or any other later Verizon
Can I get the number to your customer service ?

© 2009 Kimberly Smith


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This is one of the best things I've read here!!

Posted 14 Years Ago


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Lol!!! That is so funny!
I enjoyed it!
It sounded like a song here:"Shouten s**t, shorten s**t better term abbreviating
F**k that s**t
And don't have about a millions ways to defined dick
"Dick an offensive term for penis, dick (2) same as detective""
Well done!
~Kavish~

Posted 14 Years Ago



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