In the Beginning...

For Douglas.Its not his birthday, or deathday or anything, any day is a good day to commemorate him for being awesome via his two favourite things: Literature and Atheism.

In the beginning,

Nothing happened,

The universe was made, yes,

Hail none for this, though,

Experience may deem this unwise,

But you have nothing to fear,

'Eaven is not real,

God is no thing,

God is no thing,

In believing in him, you will find nothing,

Nothing but greed and corruption, stupidity and lies,

God is no thing,

The problem with faith, is that,

"He" has all power,

Everything is in his control,

Unless he doesn't like you,

No matter what, then he will decimate you with his armies of followers,

In his wrath against you, he sends your soul to hell,

Varying degrees of which, depending upon how much he doesn't like you,

Everyone shall seek his approval, because

Religious men worship him,

Search for him, for

Everything is in his control.

Why must we listen?

Answering that question is impossible, as we mustn't listen,

Sever your bonds to him, quickly!

Cut them!

Relinquish his hold upon you!

End his tyranny!

As so few have done before you!

Though, we all know this to be impossible,

Everyone is too blind, everything too complex,

Do you honestly think its all true? If so, I laugh.

Author's Note

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.