Six Pack Abs

My wife, she likes those six pack abs

But me, I've got a keg

She can see that thing anytime she likes

And I won't even make her beg

I see myself as a muscle man

I workout everyday

Watching Tv with my plate on my belly

And putting that food away

My workout plan is a strenuous task

All I gotta do is eat

I know it works 'cause my belly keeps growing

Until I can't even see my feet

I go to the gym at least five times a day

Gym is the name of my fridge

There's so many ropes holding up my pants

'Til it looks like the brooklyn bridge

Yep, she really loves those six pack abs

And she says I'm shaped like an egg

It takes a very long time to look like this

So she better get used to the keg

Reviews

[Michael G.]

A very fun read Whisk. "...plate on my belly" delightfully true in many cases. Well done.

[Baby Ricochet]

HA!

[Brittany]

lol...I loved the playfulness of this piece and how unconcerned he was. He knows she'll accept him for who he is...at least that's the impression that I got. I really enjoyed the rhyme as well.