Mojo

Has anyone seen my mojo

I think it ran away

I just can't find it anywhere

I've looked for it all day

I even looked in under the couch

Where my shoes will sometimes hide

And when I told my wife it's gone

Well, she broke down and cried

I looked behind the refrigerator

It's been there once ot twice

I've even found it a couple of times

Just chillin' with the ice

I looked behind the microwave

Cause my mojo's really hot

I thought it would surely be there

But I'm sorry to say it's not

I looked behind the recliner

Cause that's it's favorite chair

But once again to my dismay

It simply wasn't there

I went into the bedroom

And looked in under the bed

Nope, it's not under there either

So I stood and scratched my head

I even called 911 

And told them of my pain

They told me not to call again

And said that I'm insane

So if anyone finds my mojo

Please send it back or call

Cause a man without his mojo

Is barely a man at all

Reviews

[Lily Mae]

OMG.. I think your mojo and mine ran off for mojo convention... selfish mojo's.. :) This is wonderful.. I love every word and it's fun and witty...x

[Whiskurz]

Thanks LM.......Whisk