Wisdom Teeth

I learned a lesson a long time ago

Back before I met my wife

I made a choice I can never take back

The worst decision of my life

Now don't get me wrong I love my wife

She's the apple of my eye

I just do whatever she tells me to

And I've learned not to ask her why

Now you might say I'm henpecked

Well, my wife says that's not true

At least that's what she told me to say

Whenever I writing to you

Now it's not her fault that I'm not that wise

She says It happened before we met

Sometimes I just sit and stare at her

'Cause there's some things I just don't get

I used to be smart but not anymore

See my brain was stolen by a thief

My wife says it happened when I went to the dentist

And he pulled all my wisdom teeth