The Son-In-Law

Never have I ever

Told my mother-in-law she's fat

Okay, I probably have

I lied, so I'm sorry about that

I've never locked the refrigerator

When she comes to spend the night

Okay, you know I did

I even unscrewed the light

I've never said she's ugly

With that mole between her eyes

Okay, she is though

She needs to wear a disguise

I've never called her sasquatch

With that hair all over the place

I got her a razor for Christmas

And you should have seen her face

I never said she smells bad

But she smells like a yak in heat

I'm talking about her breath right now

And not about her feet

I've never said I hate her

But you can read what I wrote above

I didn't mentioned hate one time

But you notice, I didn't mention love

Reviews

[Morrigan Nicole]

Perfect!

very cute read, love it. loved the last stanza the best i think.

[Aly Jones]

Ha ha. This poem made me laugh.