BigFoot

Now, I believe in bigfoot

I've seen it with my own eyes

It was hairy and all hunched over

And it's butt was covered with flies

It had a smell that I can't describe

I even had to hold my nose

That hairy thing scared me so bad

I just stood there and froze

It's face was ugly and covered with hair

I couldn't tell about it's gender

It just stood there staring at me

Like it wanted me to surrender

It opened its mouth and a noise came out

It was trying to communicate

I couldn't understand a word it said

And I wasn't about to wait

I took off running as fast as I could

With that monster right on my tail

I thought I was gonna regurgitate

Remember, I told you, "the smell"?

I almost made it,' til my wife made me trip

That's when I started to fall

She said, "Stop it! What are you doing?"

For it was only my mother-in-law

Reviews

[Morrigan Nicole]

Funny! Again with the ending!

[Cherrie]

lol! oh you are in big trouble, very funny

[just is]

I enjoyed this write, cute and wonderful