Oops?

She went to the dentist for her routine exam

When she heard him say, "Oops! I'm sorry ma'am!"

That got her to thinking, "What had he seen?"

She thought, "What on earth could 'Oops' really mean?"

She sat right there and didn't make a sound

But when he wasn't looking, she was looking around

"What did he know, was it life or death?"

So she finally asked him, as she took a deep breath

He said, "I'm sorry, Dear.  I didn't mean to be rude,

But with the stubble on your chin, I thought you were a dude!"

Reviews

[Patricia B. Hepler]

I know I wrote something....Ooops ;)
This is toooo funny! Enjoyed this.
~pat

[Patricia B. Hepler]

Hahaaaaha! This is hilarious! Totally fun write :-)
~pat

[Adam Lebzo -RonninWarri..]

LOL! so nice
Liked it!
amazing and funny

[Katrina Mckeown]

very cute ) ha ha

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LOL This was cute :)

[Michael G.]

Ouch.
I remember Bill Cosby doing a routine on "ouch."
The reason I said that is because you both have something in common. Good humor.
Thanks for the smiles.