The Application

An interesting application

Name:

Now there’s a quandary

Call me Smokey Pants Magee

Age:

Another tough one!

Somewheres between ten and ninety-three

Race:

Can you really ask that?

I’ve never run one yet!

Sex:

That’s kinda personal,

But I take what I can get

Payrate:

One million dollars,

But we can talk about it.

Skills:

Well I can disappear,

As long as you don’t doubt it!

Comments:

There’s just one more thing

Before I join your crew.

I wasn’t here to apply

I just need to use the loo!

Author's Note

What do you think? Suggestions?

Reviews

[Rita L. Sev]

Clever, this really made me laugh, Lawrence!

[roarke]

don't forget to flush the loo......

you do know nitrous oxide is addictive don't you?