Legion Inc. (I'm So Evil - a very short musical)

Something goofy that got stuck in my mind a few minutes ago and now, it is stuck in yours! Proves how evil I am. MUWAHAHAHAHA!

 

 

 

Legion Inc.

(I'm So Evil - a very short musical)

 

 

I'm so evil.

-Yea, he's so evil.

I'm so evil.

-Yea, 100% evil.

I'm so evil.

I'll wake up a sleeping baby.

I'm so evil.

I'll drive an insane man crazy.

-He's so evil.

-He's so evil.

I'm so evil,

Like Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson.

I'm so evil,

Like Brittany Spears back when she was with Justin.

-He's so evil.

-He's so evil.

I'm so evil.

I'll flush the toilet while you're in the shower.

I'm so evil.

I'll save all the weeds and stomp on the flowers.

-He's so evil.

-Yea, 100% evil.

I'm so evil,

Like Lindsay Lohan behind the wheel.

I'm so evil,

Like Paris Hilton acting for real.

-So, so evil.

-Yea, he's so evil.

I'm so evil.

I'll kick out the cane of a walking blind man.

I'm so evil.

I'll turn out the lights while you're in the can.

-'Cause he's so evil.

-Yea, nothing but evil.

I'm so evil,

Like William Shatner's ungodly toupe.

I'm so evil,

Like Whoopi Goldberg with a bad hair day.

-He's so evil.

-100% evil.

I'm so evil.

I write musicals with no music at all.

I'm so evil.

I scribble with crayons on my grandma's walls.

-So very evil.

-Yep, wicked evil.

I'm so evil.

I'll send out party invitations without the date and the time.

I'm so evil.

I'll do something nasty to my back-up singers after this line.

-Cause he's so.... wait, what?

 

Yea, cause I'm so evil.

So freakin' evil.

Muwahahahaha!

 

Here's my card.

 

Legion

15Feb09

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

Yea, I know. It's goofy.

Reviews

[Tabitha Dings]

Lol. Adorable! I loved it. So cute... and witty. Just.. adorable. Wait I said that already. You may have a future working with Weird Al. Which is not an insult because I find a lot of his songs are very hilarious. Of course I'm a rather corny person. So. You might not even want to get this review from me. But yeah. Liked the poem a lot. Bt

[L0v3craft]

Ha hah! I friggin' loved this!

Agh! But now its stuck in my head @_@

For some odd reason, I had the melody to the song "I'm so pretty, oh, so pretty" or whatever playing along with the words. It fits, lol

[MIA ST. PAUL]

LMAO! That was so Evil and Funny!

Thanks for sharing it!

[LipglossKiller]

I loved every second of it! Very funny and not cliche. It flows very well.

[Emily B]

that's pretty evil, oddly enough I felt right at home. . . wonder what that says about my friends.

[Windy]

There better not be crayon marks on "Grandma's walls" or someone is in BIG trouble. Ya wanna see evil???
Yea it was goofy but that's ok, it's better than really being evil!

[John Morris]

I not sure if you meant it too read like this but when i read through it i laughed out loud. 'I'll kick out the cane of a walking blind man.', 'I scribble with crayons on my grandma's walls.' very evil and oddly very funny, i would quite like to read something else like this. Keep writing.

well done

[visions of doom]

i found myself enjoying it without really knowing why , then i realised it was a piece written just for the fun of it . it appealed to my sense of humour and is my idea of what all poetry should be first and foremost , fun .

[Anastasia Starlena]

wow I will forever have the troup of flying pigs singing you musical in my head. Oh my what am I to do lol..
Very fun piece.

[Sean Eddingfield]

It has a nice beat... you can dance to it... and I did. Nice.