Friends! What are They Good For?

No Friends online,

No friends off line,

No friends in line,

No friends in front of the line,

No friends at the back of the line.

No friends at any time,

No friends at this time,

No friends at a future time,

No friends in past times.

No friends in good times,

No friends in bad times,

No friends just in time.

No friends who want me

No friends that despise me,

No friends that love me,

No friends that hate me.

No friends to share,

No friends to take,

No friends to give,

No friends to steal.

No friends to forgive,

No friends to condenm.

No friends I hate,

No friends to love,

No friends to remember,

No friends to forget,

No friends to talk,

No friends to argue,

No friends to dream,

No friends to regret.

No friends of wealth,

No friends of poverty,

No friends who borrow, beg or steal.

No friends who take,

No friends who conspire,

No friends who console.

No friends to beat,

No friends to heal,

No friends to teaze and intimidate.

No friends for me,

No friends for you,

No friends for a dog.

No friends as a rule!

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If you have one friend, you are very lucky.

If you have two friends, extremely lucky.

If you have three friends, then you are a liar!