Hansel And Gretel RapA Poem by LetemdangleThe witch defends her position.
I don't care what you think, what lies you've been told,.
I am no "wicked witch", I've got a heart of gold. I'm not some psycho waiting for kids in the forest When it comes to cannibalism and crime, I am the poorest. Sure I have a candy house, alluring to any kid, But I live deep in the forest, cuz from them I want to be hid. One more thing before I start, I'm not any kind of witch I'm simply an ugly woman, now I'll sell you my story's pitch. When it happened, I was in my kitchen making candy canes, Then along came the two little kids, the greedy, bratty, pains. Without asking they took a bite of my wall's frosting hold, By their mothers were they taught manners, or were they never told Consumed my Rolo roofing, Skittles path and chocolate wall, Plowed through my pocky ceiling, ate my Snickers bar ten feet tall Engulfed my candy statues, my chocolate fountain and dinner set I was wishin' it was over, but of course it wasn't done yet. I tried to cook more sweets to rebuild my candy throne While the way those kids were eating they were engraving their own tombstone I reached into the oven to check on my pie's crusting hold, Then soon after, I'm sad to say, I wasn't exactly cold. The fat a*s pushed me into the oven and slammed the door hard shut I screamed for release, but I could only see the boys fat butt The portly terrors ran off with my money, yes my bag filled with gold, What I was gonna do with that money, that story has never been told. I send candy-grams to the orphans, and give food to the needy, My gold purse is always open to whoever isn't greedy. What do you think of that you stupid Hansel and Gretel, In the lives of others you should have been taught not to mettle. I bet you feel real great having millions of kids on your side, Even though you took my reputation, I still have my pride. If anyone is looking for evidence to my story's truth Just look at those kid's cavities, stuck to every tooth. © 2011 Letemdangle |
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1 Review Added on April 4, 2011 Last Updated on April 4, 2011 AuthorLetemdangleOttawa, CanadaAboutMy best achievement in life is never having killed anyone. My nickname is not to make you think I am morbid, I use it as a symbol of injustice. Let him dangle is a song about injustice from Elvis Cos.. more..Writing
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