A******s In The City

There once was a man, as brilliant as can be,

lived out west, but decided to move to the city.

 

He was a farmer, a cowboy, an all out southerner.

Wanted to see buildings instead of so much land.

 

He packed everything up on his horse and buggy.

Moved to New York without much money.

 

He got himself an apartment and met a few nice folks.

But they laughed about how he talked, he said, "This is no joke."

 

He hid and became quiet, didn't say a word.

He got pissed off easily and gave everyone the bird.

........

One day, in prison, his inmate got curious.

He asked what had happened, the man became furious.

 

Well son, I used to live in the country,

I'm in here because of A******s In The City.

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THE END(:

Author's Note

Well, got pretty bored just sitting in class, somehow this just came about, it's supposed to be funny, no harm meant by it.

Reviews

[Winchester Saltgunner]

I can really relate

[NhesceyWrites/]

well damn

[Winchester Saltgunner]

Damn wat???

[NhesceyWrites/]

This wasn't a serious write and you said that you can relate..?

[Winchester Saltgunner]

oh srry

[NhesceyWrites/]

haha, it's fine boo

[Winchester Saltgunner]

thx doll face ^.^

[NhesceyWrites/]

haha(;

[Winchester Saltgunner]

yea...tacos

[NhesceyWrites/]

Thats great

[Winchester Saltgunner]

kay kay

[Coyote Poetry]

A very good answer at the end. Big cities do have many a******s. Especially the large cities. I enjoyed the complete poem. Thank you for sharing the excellent poetry.
Coyote

[NhesceyWrites/]

Well thank you for takin time to read it.

[Wild Willow Blue]

It is funny ;) Well done.

[NhesceyWrites/]

Thank you, thank you, thank you(;

[Katherine S.]

I like this poem, it's a cool little story. You worded everything very nicely. :)

[NhesceyWrites/]

Well, I'm glad you liked it. Thanks