I'm Gonna Goldilocks The S**t Outta This Scene

I’m gonna Goldilocks the s**t out of this scene 

Oh, so you think that I’m mean? 

Ears full of steam 

Porridge or ice cream 

A thousand different reasons to scream 

He’s not good enough 

He’s not good enough for me 

Enough to take on my killing spree 

Enough to let him see 

How I really orient my reality 

You’re no good either 

But I’m f*****g scum 

Stuck to your shoes with nowhere to run 

Give me a break, you want to have fun? 

I just wanna be standing when it's all said and done 

But funs not good enough because I wanna thrive 

I’m stuck in a hole but I still insist I can fly 

It’s true I’m pissed, scared, preoccupied 

Screw you thinking you actually know why 

Why some days it's impossible to pretend to try 

Aw poor thing, are you gonna cry? 

I cry all the time but for better reasons 

Like right now it's synapse hunting season 

Once again I have to prove I’m not beaten 

Gotta bleed this f*****g devious demon

 

You think I’m messed up, well I’ll show you crazy 

You’ll run like a b***h once it all goes hazy 

(I’m not sexist I swear, it just sounds good, I’m lazy) 

The truth is I’m stronger than you, baby 

And I’m gonna go find me something more tasty

Author's Note

Absolutely no idea what I'm doing. Getting a serious kick out of rhyming. Would love to turn it into lyrics but I know nothing.

Reviews

[Chris]

Read well. Which side was in force as this left your fingertips? Am curious.

Oh, and Firefly, Babylon 5, Doctor Who... et al