Are you happy?

I see you had a chance to read this and took it. I wont say its a good choice to make, mainly cause I'm not a complete douchebag who believes himself to be godly and everything he writes to be pure gold typed onto a screen. I'm not Kanye West, guys. 

Jokes aside, I have but one question for you. Are you happy? Are you truly happy?

Hmm... does that count as two?

Whatever, I'll just go on into the juicy bits and pieces of the thing I'm writing.

Now, I'm not going to assume that you say yes to the question and go on telling you how you're wrong in every single way, like a bunch of articles I've read online with similar arbitrary, questionary titles. Nah, that'd be too cliche, even for me.

But what I will do is give you some facts.

Organizations such as the Klu Klux Klan (the spelling of the name really gives an idea as to what the members of such an organization are like, even more so when you find out that their name literally means "circle clan," a statement that makes no sense), the westburrow baptist church, PETA, and the church of Scientology all exist. Hell, even while I'm writing this, my computer auto-corrected the word "scientology" to "Scientology." It is recognized as a proper word with capitalization.

The image of the perfect person has been distorted to a point where even the models that pretend to be the people others believe them to be aren't even that person and don't look even remotely like them.

Donald Trump is running for president and is WINNING. Need I say more?

Pretty depressing, right?

But here's some more.

The actor who voiced Mickey Mouse married the actor who played Minnie Mouse. match made in heaven y'all.

It is human nature to be helpful to other humans. I always thought we were selfish creatures, but I guess that's just some.

A group of bunnies is called a fluffle. A fluffle. WOW. Just... WOW.

So, I guess now is the point where I loop back around to the initial point of this... whatever this is.

I'm no optimist. I'm no philanthropist. Hell, I'm not even happy.

I think this is getting a bit too meta. Oh well.

My point is, find your own f*****g point. Its not my job to tell you how to live, its not my job to tell you what to think, hell, its not my job to even write this steaming pile of text, technically, I don't have a job, all I have is blind hope that every day will be better than the last, the disappointment that inherently comes with with it, and a laptop to write all the stuff that comes out of my head as those disappointments dawn on me daily.

All that is my job, no, my responsibility to do is to give my point of view, give my input, give my ideas in hopes that some of the bullshit that comes out of the barren landscape that is my mind will someday be of use to someone out there.

So I'll ask again. Are you happy?