THE ATTACK OF THE HUMAN CRABS

Troubled Personality

NOT A THRILLER

CERTAINLY NOT INVOLVING THE SEAS

THESE ARE HUMAN CRABS

THEY ARE MAD WITH THE WORLD

DISPOSITIONS THAT MAKE OTHER PERSONALITIES SWIRL

THE HUMAN CRABS THAT ARE A TURNOFF

YET THEY CAN CERTAINLY BE A FORCE

I REMEMBER IN BALTIMORE, MARYLAND, I BROUGHT A CAP THAT SAID, “DON’T BOTHER ME, I AM CRABBY”

THAT CAP CERTAINLY FITS THE HUMAN CRABS MOOD

I ONLY WISH A HUMAN CRABS HEART THAT WOULD MELT LIKE BUTTER WITH A PERSONALITY THAT WOULD SOOTH

HUMAN CRABS USUALLY HAVE ATTITUDES HIGH

IT’S THEIR MANNERISMS THAT’S WHY

HUMAN CRABS ARE MAD GOING TO BED AND WAKE UP CRABBY THE NEXT MORNING

MISERY LOVES COMPANY

MAD HAS A NEW THEME, “HUMAN CRABS”

BUT LET ME ADD “THE REVENGE OF THE HUMAN CRABS”

ALWAYS READY TO GO WITH A SITUATION AT HAND

BUT HUMAN CRABS ARE KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE LAND

CRABBY OR NOT

SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT TO TIE A HUMAN CRAB IN A KNOT.