Bar chords

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I f*****g hate bar chords
Give me finger sores
Turning strings into swords
Throw my guitar through this board
Think ill be locked up in a mental ward
For the thoughts behind this s****y keyboard

Bar chords
Ugly w***e
Finger knots
Gunshot
Geetar
Fart jar

FlAtTen YoUr FiNgErS nOw
This geetar is a cow
I'm really thinking how
I can make it go powwow
Capos are for p*****s who go meow
Why do some of my beloved songs bow
To fret placement my fingers won't allow

Bar chords
Ugly w***e
Finger knots
Gunshot
Geetar
Fart jar

Yeah, I'll spell your name wrong
Because my hands ache too much
To play the f*****g song
And callouses are ugly
I could go for some soup
But my hand just fell off
Ouch
My parents are loud
I'm missing all my math homework

Ugly w***e
Finger knots
Gunshot
Geetar
Fart jar

Fuckbarchords

Reviews

[A Decent Playwright]

Wow, very expressive! Also, this is why opted for the piano and not the guitar, much kinder to your fingers.

Unironically, the fury and swearing and iNtErNeT tAlK and "fart jar" actually makes this an objectively good poem, because not one single piece of it is made up to sound fancy. Its 100 percent real and inspired by reality, and as someone with a guitar-playing sister (sorry, geetar) I have personally witnessed the emotion you describe. And boy, do you describe it. Visceral. I normally would be of the opinion that if you're spending too long on rhymezone, maybe your poem would be better of free verse, but it works in this one. You can physically feel the furious victim at their computer, smashing keys to find the most cutting way to disparage bar chords. Plus, you play with rhyme after the second "fart jar," slipping into a free stanza that embodies the consciousness stream of someone as angry as the subject of the poem.

Idk if you were looking for serious reviews or just venting, but this is one of my favorite poems I've seen on this site.

[Annalisa (Marujuust)]

Yes, this was a vent more than anything else lol. I wish I would get comments like these on some of my actual poems and lyrics. Glad you liked it, though. :)