Limerick: The Mallard

Limerick: The Mallard

by Michael R. Burch

The mallard is a fellow

whose lips are long and yellow

with which he, honking, kisses

his bawdy, boisterous mistress;

my pond's their loud bordello!

Keywords/Tags: limerick, light poetry, light verse, nonsense verse, humor, humorous, animal, animals, nature, ducks, love, sex, desire, passion, Lothario, mistress, noise, copulation, doing it