I wish to make a complaint please

Have you ever met someone over a certain age who following retirement has nothing better to do than pick fault with the world in general?...

I wish to make a complaint please,

can you tell me where the manager is?

I demand to see someone in charge!

how dare you! i'm madam not miss!

 

I want to complain about the roofers

who replaced my roof the other day

although it's not actually leaking

I'm still refusing to pay

 

I want to complain about the vase

you sold to me last week

admittedly sold for less than a pound

yet it's definately not antique

 

I want to complain about my mechanic

who fixed my car last year

i find it truly scandelous

that I must get a new MOT each year

 

I want to complain about my vicar

he's too young to do his job

what can he tell me of sin

My age makes me far closer to God

 

I want to complain about young people

have they nothing better to do?

than getting each other pregnant

and drinking the devils brew

 

And finally i want to complain about moaners

have they nothing better to do with their time?

cant they be more like me?

a pacifist who's understanding and kind.

Author's Note

Ignore grammar, I certainly did.

Reviews

[Detective Watts]

I definetly know people like that. Good story.

[Chris]

I enjoyed the creativity.
Bravo.