If God Wore Shoes

Contemplating the size of God's feet.

"If God Wore Shoes"
	If God wore shoes, I wonder how big his feet would be... I wear size 11. I wonder if God would wear size 11 too. I dont know how I would feel if I had bigger feet than God. What if God wore size 12 or size 13. Would I think less of him?..  I think I probably would! I think shoes that are bigger than size 11 should be reserved for basketball players and amazonian women  I have never cared much for basketball players. I think they are freaks. Its just not right for people to be over 6 ft tall.  If God was over 6 ft tall, I think that I would lose a lot of respect for him. How could God understand me, if he is living at a differant altitude.  But yet, if he was more than an inch or two shorter than me, I would probably be able to see his bald spot.  I know God has to have a bald spot.  He might comb over it, but I know its there!  I dont have a bald spot myself, but I am imperfect in so many other ways, that I can afford to have a full head of hair.  It would be neat to be tall enough to see the imperfections of God. But It would be ok too, if he just wore a size 11 shoe.  And then I would know...He's just like me.