Doin' the Humpty-HumpA Poem by Montagin the time of TrumpDoin’ the Humpty-Hump The devil is a businessman, he buys and sells and barters He sells us paint and dungarees and Stormy Daniels’ garters He is a cruel and shameless man, who likes to rattle bones and forces us to eat croissants and check our mobile phones. He doffs his hat like a diplomat as he tiptoes through your
mind (politeness helps to skin the cat when you’re the colonizing
kind) The devil courses through our veins, the devil washes out
our stains the devil rocks, the devil rolls, the devil steals immortal
souls
....in bits and pieces. The devil tells outlandish tales of beauty queens and alpha males who seek to become the boss of us who fly to Africa in private jets to shoot the last rhinoceros and fly back home to make the scene with a girl of ten or twenty, or somewhere in between. As the music hits its highest note we start to grind and bump the DJ snaps his earpiece on and we’re doin’ the humpty-hump Beneath the spinning globe and glitter in the mirror we make out a glimpse of unicorns and flag lapels, of powdered w****s and pimps Never mind what’s false or true we’ve more important things to do we shake our fist, we’re livid! the devil says a mirror only has the form we give it. And somewhere else, not so far beneath the earth is Hell where skies are blank and all is prison the devil says there’s a place for us and who's to say there isn't?
Part Two A trumpet sounds! A liberator! a 24/7 defibrillator! A savior, yes, a fleshy fellow his aura glows a reddish yellow tortured hair and trending digits, he can’t sit still, he tweets, he fidgets ensconced inside our Mighty House, he puffs his chest like
Mighty Mouse and gives off fishy, phony fictions basking in the contradictions. Uncle Crazy’s on the loose! He likes to dance the humpty-hump and shake his big caboose so dance we do and hump we must til craps roll out and we all go bust as he squats before the TV rooting on the monkeys and
baboons fingering the keys with which to feed us.
Sunday morning we bow our heads the Book of Revelation held before us How long, O Lord How long wilt Thou refrain? We do the dance, we say Your name we exempt ourselves from any blame we do the humpty-hump and make it rain. © 2024 Montag |
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