Optimize Your Sleep with Peak Sleep™

Optimize Your Sleep with Peak Sleep™

 

Peak Sleep products incorporate smart technology and sleep-tracking functionality.  They’re fun and easy to use.

Below is just a sample of the available apps.  So what are you waiting for?  Become the best sleeper you can be by getting the best sleep on the market!

 

Debate Sleep 

Not sure it's time for bed?  Let our proprietary algorithm decide for you.

Weight Sleep 

Tracks this key bio-metric in real time, allowing comparisons before and after a tinkle.

Step Sleep

Count each dream-step you take during the night (interface with Fitbit). 

Rate Sleep

Wakes you every twenty minutes, so you can post the quality of your sleep to social media.

Mate Sleep

Provides you a one-night sleeping partner.  Restrictions apply.  Results may vary.

Sheep Sleep

Fall asleep when everybody else does.

Streep Sleep 

Meryl Streep calls to say good night.  She’s very nice.

Meek Sleep

You ask our permission to sleep.

Peep Sleep 

We watch you remotely while you sleep.

Creep Sleep 

We come to your home to watch you sleep.

Creep Veep Sleep

Mike Pence comes to your home to watch you sleep.

Fake Sleep

for those who like to pretend to sleep.

Feint Sleep

Alerts you if someone is pretending to sleep. 

Tain’t Sleep

How Feint Sleep is marketed in Appalachia.

Wait Sleep

Think you’re ready to sleep?  Not so fast.

Berate Sleep

Scolds you to sleep.

Bleep Sleep

Curses you to sleep.

Sleek Sleep

Burn calories while you sleep.

Geek Sleep

Nerd out in your sleep.

Leap Sleep

Promotes plyometric sleep.

Unique Sleep

There’s nothing else like it.

Steep Sleep

Our most expensive product.

Cheap Sleep

The kind you’re getting now.

Reviews

[Carlos Lorenzo Estrada]

This was funny, though there are pretty ignorant people out in the world that would swear all of these methods actually work because Q told them. Matter of fact someone might steal the ideas of this piece of satire to create their own religion. Could you imagine the sermon for it just being a guy standing up asleep at a podium. This was a funny read thank you my friend.

[Montag]

Thank you for your thoughts Carlos. I appreciate it.