For Men Over Fifty

For Men Over Fifty

 

 

You start at the beginning.

In 1 week it's game on.

In 2 weeks you get smart.

In 3 weeks your life is leveled up.

In 4 weeks you bench press your new girlfriend.

In 5 weeks you’re doing the frug on Hullabaloo.

In 6 weeks you open the door to a process server.

In 8 weeks it’s cartwheels and ketamine.

In 9 weeks you're disputing billable hours.

In 10 weeks you capture a coyote with your bare hands.

In 12 weeks your crypto wallet is strangely empty.

In 5 months custody arrangements are final.

In 1 year you'll be the most dangerous person in the room.