King of Death -vs- Queen of Life

A rap battle between the King of Death and the Queen of Life. The corniest rap battle to ever happen.

Ladiessss and Gentlemennnn I will be your host, Drake Dile (whistling)!! WELCOME to the 1st Annual RAP BATTLE OF THE UNDUPPER WORLDDDDDD! Now ladies and gents, this year it will be a battle between the King of Death and the Queen of Life! Now without further ado let's introduce the contestants!! (Clapping) First up, we have the KINGGG OF DEATHHHHHH! (Devil walks onto stage) Next, we have the QUEENNN OF LIFFFFFE!! (Life Fairy walks onto stage). Let's give a warm welcome to these guests! (Lots o' clapping) LET THE BATTLLLLE COMMMENSSSSSE! First up, the King of Death!!

Yo, I'm the boss of the underworld, you can't even deal with this so just go and take a piss! I make little demons to play me the fiddle, so yea, do you play the fiddle?! Yo, I don't really give a crap 'cause I just made a killer map! I can make a pillar outta stone so why don't ya go ahead and moan?! Yo, at killer rap I am number 1, I also like cucumbers! I take no slumbers through winter Yea instead I got a splinter! Well, heck you just got badly rekt! I'm done here... (D-D-D-D-Drops the mic)

Yea, I'm a fairy so what, I'ma still kick your butt! Yo, I live in mill in West Tennessee, you know what, just don't even come and visit me! I'ma very exquisite person, even though you'll here me cursin'! Yo, listen up! I wear cashmere when I go out to eat and I ALWAYS order meat! Now, don't even think about crossin' this border or I'll shout all up in your face! After all this I think I might just hit you in the face with a mace! Why you gotta be all up in my grill, I already ate a pill! So listen up here mate, There ain't gonna be any kissin' this late, HISS! You're gonna need many tissues when I beat you! I like meat so boo to you! I'm out... (Drops the mic)

Author's Note

Keep in mind, this is supposed to be a very corny rap battle!