Crickets

Just a goofy something

I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried
The truth I'm afraid is too weird
Last night I was awoken by what sounded like
A cricket in my beard
I slapped myself splitting my lip
knocking myself out of bed
Where I sprained my wrist, bruised my knee
And dropped a lamp on my head
The doctor fixed me up and gave me
The news that I had feared
"You were whistling through your nose besides
You don't even have a beard"

Author's Note

Yes,I did make this up one restless night but it wasn't the crickets keeping me up. I suppose that I could have worse company then my own sense of humor. I can't seem to get away from this rhyming lymrical thing that I've got going on.maybe I read too much Dr.Seuss as a kid. Let me know what you thought.

Reviews

[Gee]

Super, a fine way for me to start the day, with a smile. Cheers Mr L

[Diamond]

I loved it. humor keeps us alive. I got a good laugh. Thank you for sharing this.

[Tabby Mac]

This is great!! I laughed out loud! Very witty! Fun read!!

[Mr. Lopez]

Hey, thanks for checking it out. I get plenty of reads but few comments and I'm just glad to be able to make someone laugh.thanks again.