Carmen and the cabbage man

A Story by NancyNorthman

carmen is waithing for a postcard from her lover who lives in a twighlight movie his name is Edward and he sparkles with love on the sunshine ......... just kidding carmen is a serial killer and she's

Carmen and the cabbage man

It's a lovely day don't you think ? No it's not you f*****g b***h!! ....

Hi, my name is Carmen. I have a lovely home on the top of your toilet seat. I like how people come and go every day and I'm never alone ,it's so nice to have so many visitors. I have a best friend. He's a pubic hair ,he's very curly and he likes to sing christian gospels to me while I pee. But today he didn't came to visit. oh my god why??? I think he might got lost. I better call the cabbage man . Hello cabbage man!! Do you know where my pubic hair friend is? Go away you f*****g b***h! I killed your friend because he ate my left hand. Oh no that cannot be true he would never do that he's a good person he sings christian gospels. Carmen would you like to join me in my cabbage home so I can show you my collection? Well sure but I have to find my friend... No no not yet ....there's plenty of time ...common in, my sweet human blood bag.

Oh my god why is my pubic hair friend nailed on your wall???? because I like christian gospels as well,and now he can sing them to me on my wall untill I make him a cross ,he will be my imaginary jesus fellow. Oh what a lovely idea why didn't i think of that? Because you're stupid and I'm a cabbage man I can do anything I want. Woulkd you like to join me for a song Carmen? Ok ...but only if you make me a cabbage girl I don't want to be Carmen anymore.Ok sweety let's sing : look at us we have a cross ,lalalal lalalala , look at me I will rip your heart out ,oh how sweet I won't even scream loud ,the best friend you can find is the one nailed on your door or maybe even floor,tralalalalalala.....

Great song carmen now l will burn pubic hair we don't need him anymore wuuuush...... buhahahahaha yaay that was soo beautiful let's find some new friends we can kill now ,yes Carmen let's do that ,do you feel like a cabbage person now? Yes i can feel my leaves growing I'm so green and awesome this is the best day ever!.... and they've killed happily ever after .

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