A Boy and His Rattle

Tittle tattle

Went the little boy's rattle

He swung it all about as

If he was in battle

He did make it sing

And he did let it ring

But the jolly little boy

Did not understand

That held inside this very special toy

Were many similar men

Named Roy;

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They buttered his bread

And churned up his dreams

They tied his laces

And made all those silly faces

Actually put quite simply

The many men named Roy

Were what made

This joyous toy wielding boy, Boy.

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The short men Roy

Took very great care of Boy

But with each and every

Sweep of Boy's hand

One of the little men Roy

Would crack open his teeny tiny head

And would be replaced by 

None other then a Stewart;

And everybody hates Stewarts

So Boy had better make sure 

Not too hurt any more of the Roys.