The Neighborhood Dog

Eat. Drink.

Urinate. Scratch.

Chew. More chew. Gnawgnawgnawgnaw.

Vomit.

Dig.

Run.

Chase.

Sniffsniffsniffsniff.

Listen…

…

Runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun.

Pantpantpantpantpantpantpantpantpant.

Listen…

…

…

FEAR!!

RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN

PANTPANTPANTPANTPANTPANTPANTPANT

Pant pant pant pant.

Shake.

Sniffsniffsniff.

Dig dig dig.

Listen…

…

Yawn!

Eat. Drink. Scratch.

Urinate. Defecate. Copulate.

Vomit. Dig.

Play?

PLAY!!

Runrunrunrunrunrunrunrun

Pantpantpantpantpantpant

Spin!

Jump!

DESTROY!!!!

Runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun

pantgaspheavepantgaspheavepantpantpant

Pant pant pant.

Shake shake shake.

Yawn�"!

Lie.

Lick.

Sleep.

Drool.

Dream.

Drink beer.

Wander into church.

Improve headshots and long-distance grouping scores.

Beat up intellectuals and steal their lunch money and hijack their mothers and sisters and children.

Bathe in Oxycontin and benzodiazepines.

Vote for evil, evil monsters.

Breed dogs!