Horny Thorny Woman

I think it’s a song but I haven’t quite come up with a chorus yet (Thoughts include: “wow oh oh, wow oh oh, wow oh oh oh.”) Right now it stands as a very rhythmic poem or rap

I want a horny thorny woman who knows how to say no, but never ever wants to cause she knows my kind of wow.

We'd go halfsies on a baby, we'd go halfsies on a farm, and when the day was over she'd be happy in my arms.

She'd be kind, she'd be gentle, till I stepped out of line, then I’d pray for the mercy of an angry porcupine.

She'd be sweet she'd be sultry, and she'd stand up to me, cause the kind of woman I want knows she needs some room to breathe.

I want a horny thorny woman, won't stand for any less, cause when you know how to say no, you say a whoppin yesss!