Don't Diss Becks!

My one and only rap-I promise!

Don't Diss Becks!

 

Hey Ferguson

What have you done?

You've only gone and sold

Football's greatest son

To some Dago spiv.

Now where's Victoria and the kids gonna live?

Was it worth it for 25 mill

Such a, such a bitter pill

I can't swallow

But I'm not gonna wallow in my grief

See. See my brief

Old Trafford disbelief

I'm gonna burn my Man U shirt

S**t that hurt!

 

Don't diss Becks

Don't diss Becks

Don't diss Becks

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So Sven

You gonna put him in the team?

You know what I mean

Don't diss Becks

Just show some respect

For the rest of the fans

Becks IS the only man

For the job.

Don't rob us of the opportunity

To still see him play

In an England shirt.

Ferguson sold out, made pay dirt

Don't you even think about it!

 

Don't diss Becks

Don't diss Becks

Don't diss Becks

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So El Cid

Who you trying to kid

But you ain't so smart

Cause you haven't got his heart

You may have got your man

For all Real fans

But I'll say it again and again

He will never play for Spain

He will NEVER play for Spain!!

I hope that's plain

When the rain falls mainly

And Ferguson insanely

Sold our Jewell,

Traitorous fool,

How dare he!

They should give him an early shower

Lock him in the Tower.

Maybe it was him got hit on the head

With a football boot

Now he's got the loot

I'm infuriated

I hope he gets relegated

 

Don't diss Becks

Don't diss Becks

Don't diss Becks

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22^nd June 2003

 

 

 

Reviews

[KAOlmsted]

He's that soccer player, right? The Spice Girl guy? I thought he played for some team in California...No matter. I liked the rhymes in this...made me smile from head to foot. That bit about burning the Man U shirt made me laugh out loud. My friend's mother is from Manchester...I think I heard her cringe all the way up in New York ;-) Really great write, John.

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Yes that's him. And he did until recently play for LA Galaxy. Hey it's a rap and when I was writing it I could hear eminem saying it lol. Thanks Kimmer

[X]

Nice rhyming. If I was British I would enjoy it more

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Ha! Many thanks X

[Leslie Philibert]

Great, one of John`s best - a fine satire,who is not tired of the Beckhams ?

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Ha Leslie this was a bit of fun to write, many thanks

[quinfinn]

this is exactly how free agency affects NFL football, and it makes me ill that the team with the most money has all the talent....kinda takes away from the loyalty factor for your team when your best players sell out . well written and tons of fun

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Thanks Quinn it was only written for a laugh

[Frieda P]

Yep, I can hear Eminem rappin' this now, or you should get together with MedD, have you heard his rap, would be perfect to get this one across...nice job, and I love David too but not for his football skills ;-)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Hey you too timing b***ch!!!! lol

[Frieda P]

ha thanks I needed that! ;)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Anyway whom ever gets the first stanza lead the way!

[John Alexander McFadyen]

When the world you live in
has no dreams, it is an empty
cold place.

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Go for it girl!

[Frieda P]

next up! ;)

[DIVYA]

Its about money I guess and your pride in Beckham!

[John Alexander McFadyen]

I'mnot a football person as I prefer rugby union. I was just inspired by an incident when the manager Sir Alex Ferguson threw a football boot which hit Beckam on the head. he then sold Beckham (an icon) to Real Madrid. I heard Emimem's voice when I wrote this fun piece lol

[DIVYA]

Ok... :)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Fun at Christmas! My first and only 'rap' about David Beckham of world famous Manchester United being sold to Spanish side Real Madrid.

[LA Lorena]

LOL. I'm laughing here. You English guys and your "football". I think we fans should have the benefit of watching you perform this in order to obtain the full impact.

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Ha not a pretty sight may lady but thank you maybe Emimem could be persuaded lol

[John Alexander McFadyen]

It was his voice I could hear when I wrote it

[LA Lorena]

No, it would not be near as much fun if it were Eminem.